Scrambled

Someone that looks like an egg

William is looks scrambled after his new haircut

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Tennessee Scrambling

The act of scrambling eggs with your cock.

I love Tennessee scrambling my eggs in the morning.

by SwissCheese86 February 13, 2022

Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024

Scramble

When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.

My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?

by Dugan Champaign April 16, 2020

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018