Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025

Red Scarf

When someone completely ignores you when you ask them a question or say a statement.
Depending on the severity of the ignoring the Red Scarf can increase in size.

ME: "Hey man How are you?"
Person: *No response, even though theres no way they didnt hear you*
ME: "Yeah that's a red scarf mate"

by NinetyDragoon November 24, 2021

nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.

He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.

by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law

After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024

nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

scarf bunny

A submissive (bottom) with scarf fetish in a BDSM dynamic.

Dave is her favourite scarf bunny.

by Scarfbunnies February 25, 2024