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muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
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Ghost Scoping

What idiots call quick scoping
Person A: yo I have been practicing this new technique called ghost scoping
Person B: it’s called quick scoping you idiot
by CoDBoy6969 October 5, 2018
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Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019
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kashimo scaling

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.
Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!
by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024
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Vibe Scoping

In the age of AI 'vibe coding' tools being embrace by the software developer community; founders, CEOs, clients, product managers & producers have whole heartedly embrassed 'Vibe Scoping' at scale.

The subtly art of documenting nothing, making shit up & drowning the project team in a high frequency, flurry of emails mid project; thus parcing it off as part of the original project scope & sneaking it into the product back log at no cost. Causing the project team to implode as they all attempt to throw each other under the bus.

A long lost cousin to love boming, can also be called 'scope bombing'. Can apply to a range of industries including construction. These are all red flags.

SEE also 'vibe invoicing' the only known defense against 'vibe scoping'.
SOFTWARE INDUSTRY

Dev A (jnr dev) "Ken's just sent me an email full of new product features, it makes no sens. What do I do?"

Dev B (snr dev) "Oh, he's just making shit up. He's trying the ole vibe scoping mind trick on you. Pull out the scope doc as the source of truth & add it to the next phase. The PMs can cost it in & raise an invoice."

BUILDING INDUSTRY

Builder A "What do I do, the clients rattled of a range of random things for us to build. They want a lazy suzan and broiler in the middle of the spa bath? It's not in any of our plans, I think he is vibe scoping again"

Builer B 'Allg lad, we'll get the boss to vibe invoice them. We'll celebrate with that imported beer at arvo knock offs & send a note to his parole officer."
by Scootaboi September 30, 2025
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Eye Scrape (scraping)

N or V; When someone flicks their eyes over your body (usually head to toe and back), and you feel judged or strangely sexualized.
E.G.: I was just walking down the street and that woman eye scraped me! I was just wearing a sweater!

John gave Samantha a long eye scrape which made her really uncomfy.

Eye Scrape (scraping)
by Bug2017 May 26, 2018
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You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny
“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”
by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020
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