Miami Samurai 

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

Miami Samurai by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

sushi_samurai_

He is a straight ahh furry who likes vertically challenged people. He is more horizontally challenged than Nicocado avocado. If you ever see him mock him because its funny. He is cool... on opposite day. LOL get ratio'd hahahahahahahahaha failure. Anyway, he is poopy.

Sushi_samurai_ is a failure of a human being, and his prof pic used to be a nft.

sushi_samurai_ by Hemorrphage December 8, 2023

Fat Samurai 

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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Fat Samurai by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai 

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

fat samurai by PinTal January 5, 2024

cardboard tube samurai 

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

cardboard tube samurai by angry s March 8, 2003

the legendary samurai 

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

the legendary samurai by Chocothunder November 5, 2017

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