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The Sceep

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.
buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.
by Sceep April 12, 2010
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sheep fucker

a farmer that gets lonley and has sexual intercourse with a sheep or another farm animal
by MikeD's July 30, 2006
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Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.
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sheep

1. Large, cute farm animal whose wool is harvested to make clothing and other goods. Also, sheep meat or mutton is a popular and tasty delicacy in many cultures.

2. A person who mindlessly follows someone else's agenda, usually that of the loudest and dumbest person around. See politics and online games.

3. Popular love partner for Welshmen everywhere.
1. Sheep make great pets, particularly if you live in a cold climate.

2. guy>HA HA HA I PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT IM SO SPECIAL
me> So do you like that online game?
guy> actually no, its lame and shitty but everyone else plays it so i have to or i wouldnt be cool anymore. also i like michael moore because hes big and loud, not sure what he believes in tho
me> Congratulations, you sir are a sheep.

3. Honest Llyffl's Ranch and Brothel
by C++ September 8, 2006
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sheeple

People who believe everything they hear in the mainstream media and will not believe anything that hasn't been confirmed by the mainstream media.
Of course they'll believe it, they're sheeple.
by Insatiable curiosity September 10, 2012
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sheep shit in shallow water

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
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