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Slurp N' Tiger

Similar to "slip n' slide", Slurp N' Tiger is the process of sliding down a series of wet tigers while drinking a delicious Sonic drink. Firstly, gather a couple tigers (anywhere between 3-14 should do) and hose them down with an industrial kitty water hose. DO NOT by ANY means feed the tigers cinnamon, THEY WILL HATE YOU. Then simply lay them all down on their sides in a row and slide down them. Don't forget the Sonic drink and, most importantly, have fun!
Mark: Oh goodness! Last night Tracy and I went Slurp N' Tigering in Link's backyard. It was so much fun!

Julie: Jolly, that's amazing! Did you do it "live" style?
Mark: OF COURSE. That's the ONLY way to do it!
by WhaleExpert February 13, 2010
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Slurp that stew

When a homosexual sucks the semen he just ejaculated onto his partners anus.
"This night Bosh will slurp that stew"
by chumbawamba666 June 25, 2016
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california taco slurp

A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
by Thebloodycocker January 26, 2016
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Burp ‘N’ Slurp

When you burp on a guys dick and slurp it back up
Jessica just gave Jarquisse a good ole burp ‘N’ slurp.
by Augie Sue January 11, 2019
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cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.
Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!
by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019
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slurp click noice

even better than noice, used for food.
the potatos where slurp click noice
by MasterWoobus December 13, 2022
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Slurp-a-durp 3000

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it
I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!
by Bobbinska July 7, 2022
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