Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.

"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"

by winksie December 22, 2011

Rock Sloth

A particularly unfortunate looking female. One who is usually overwieght.

"Did you see Mike last night man he was so drunk!"
"Yea dude he went home with this total Rock Sloth."

by Droob411 March 12, 2009

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 07, 2017

Spencer sloth

Spencer sloth; a fag with a little wienner, a wanna be water polo who has no game, Spencer is someone who love dick in his butt!

Wow your really being a Spencer! Small dick with fags ha ha what a classic Spencer sloth.

by Bobby bob12345678 September 21, 2009

Sloth Ass

A very lazy person. Somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or Im's.

Stephanie you are such a sloth ass when you dont answer text messages!

by Ryan Tallent December 03, 2006

sprung sloth

a sloth with an erection

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.

by SprungSloth January 16, 2009

Sloth slut

1. a slutty ass girl, that will do anythin in her power to get dick, a one night stand hood-rat, that you cant believe you fucked in the first place and made you wish you were fucked up on some other drug so you wouldnt have remembered dabbling in it in the first place.

2. If any of these traits sound familiar to you, I sincerely urge you go get tested immediately for any major or common STD's

3.Sharon=Carin :)

Yimmy's first night stand with the sloth slut......you know!!!

by PEE@JAY June 29, 2011