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shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.
kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed
by shazebra July 4, 2009
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Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.
Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.
by MisterPerson April 14, 2015
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throwing shapes

1) to dance really, really hard
"Man, did you see Jennie throwing shapes at the party last night? She was so hot!"
by kth12 September 23, 2014
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Reptilian shapeshifter

Reptile creatures that aren't from this planet and conspire to rule us all.

One of the subjects of the babbling of lunatics that can be accessed via youtube within two related video clicks of any video about fractals.
1) I was watching this fractal documentary, and the next thing I knew, I was confronted with the conspiracy of the reptilian shapeshifters... They're EVERYWHERE.

2)...am I a reptilian shapeshifter?
by mynoduesppseudonymmynoduesp February 11, 2010
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Non-regulation head-shape

A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees.
Who's that?

That's Fenton, the new boss.

But he's got a non-regulation head-shape.

Haven't they all?
by Colin Cummerbund September 20, 2006
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Shapeshifter

Shapeshifter

A derogatory term for Jews.
In the 2006 Mockumentary Borat, two of the characters believe that Jews can "shape-shift".

In 2015, in the wake of the Charlie Hedbo attacks, a reporter interviewed Parisians that claimed that some Jews could shape-shift in real life.

‘I talked to a young men who said that he felt, the attacks were actually a conspiracy by the Jews to make Muslims look bad and that they weren’t just regular Jews doing this. In fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape-shifting Jews that were master-manipulators and could be everywhere at the same time.’
by Joe Wolff July 29, 2018
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shaned

The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.
Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word
by Snoop Da Loop January 16, 2009
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