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salmon lips

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips
by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022
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salmon streak

another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females
Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.
by Clubmedia January 30, 2016
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Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
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Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 1, 2021
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Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
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flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!
by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015
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