Ruben Rubio 

The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.

Man, I'm glad i have Ruben Rubio as my friend!

Ruben Rubio by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 23, 2013

Ruben's scale 

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

Ruben's scale by llame December 4, 2016

Ruben Craib 

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.

"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"

Ruben Craib by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023

Ruben S Ayala High School 

A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.

Ruben S Ayala High School needs a new principhe to run things properly

Ruben S Ayala High School by a vengefull student August 6, 2011

Ruben Arias 

A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)

You are such a Ruben Arias

Ruben Arias by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012

Ruben's Cum 

very delicious. very nutritious. good for your health and skin. doctors recommend it.

Ethan Like to eat Ruben's Cum

Ruben's Cum by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021

Ruben Dance 

A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.

"Why does everyone know about the Ruben Dance!?"

Ruben Dance by Lasant November 14, 2009