You’re a Rowan kimuli
by Rowan kimuli January 14, 2020
A horny boy with erectile dysfunction.
He is very good looking however can't pull.
He normally looks like a dirty Mexican or a dangerous Cuban depending on thr day
If you ask him to make you a salad let's just say he will toss it as he shows up to school with pink eye most days
He is very good looking however can't pull.
He normally looks like a dirty Mexican or a dangerous Cuban depending on thr day
If you ask him to make you a salad let's just say he will toss it as he shows up to school with pink eye most days
by Sheepshagger6942069! September 06, 2024
One of the biggest bozos o.a.t. brother started cutting at sub 200lbs 💀💀.
has a crush on some random ahh indian me who thinks he's the best-looking person in the whole of Melbourne. (bro is not him😭😭) Bro NEEDS! to be humbled, and has a fit mum (smash).
has a crush on some random ahh indian me who thinks he's the best-looking person in the whole of Melbourne. (bro is not him😭😭) Bro NEEDS! to be humbled, and has a fit mum (smash).
by RowanHuntHater123 October 18, 2023
They are the best couple to ever exist, but neither of them seem to know how the other really feels. They care for each other deeply. Nobody will ever get in between them.
(PS, if youre the Rowan, your man probably wants you all over him all the time so step up your game gurrlll!!!)
(PS, if youre the Rowan, your man probably wants you all over him all the time so step up your game gurrlll!!!)
Everybody ever: Have you heard about Kohen and Rowan??
Everybody else ever: OMG YESSS, IM SOOO JEALOUS! THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVERRRR. Rowan definitely needs to step up her game on the human spider monkey thing though.
Everybody else ever: OMG YESSS, IM SOOO JEALOUS! THEY ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVERRRR. Rowan definitely needs to step up her game on the human spider monkey thing though.
by Tall Tom Holland August 31, 2023
anything close to something that is disappointing will be over-exaggerated in depressing, and sometimes sickening ways.
-Lyfe is soahh degrahhding
-Your voice mahhks meh want to to stomp a baybeh
wow what a Rowan Chalkey
-Your voice mahhks meh want to to stomp a baybeh
wow what a Rowan Chalkey
by Harold Jefferson February 22, 2011
When someone is becoming obsessed with furries to the point where it's concerning. Possibly also to the point where they become incredibly homosexual.
"Did you hear about Kevin?"
"What happened to him?"
"He can't stop thinking about furries. He's in his Rowan Arc"
"What happened to him?"
"He can't stop thinking about furries. He's in his Rowan Arc"
by Silly-guy June 01, 2025