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UNC/Duke rivalry

During basketball season: A game that people with way too much money will pay to go see to determine which group of rent-a-pros paid with money and cheap poon is better.

During football season: A virtual comedy goldmine where "football players" perform a delightfully amusing 3-hour spectacle of dropped passes, fumbles, and penalties in front of crowds of nearly 1,000 rabid fans.
Because each team actually has a win coming into this storied football game, the UNC/Duke rivalry sure will be heated as even more fans this year will take off the Dallas Cowboys or New York Yankees hat and dust off the ol' Tar Heel or Blue Devil hat one month sooner than usual.
by State grad March 16, 2005
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one-sided rivalry

TV/Anime term.

One-sided rivalries is basically a term where two cartoon or anime characters have a rivalry, but when they battle (or compete or dance or whatever the case is), one person of the rivalry always defeats them in said battle.
Dan: You know what I've always noticed, Bob?
Bob: What, Dan?
Dan: That in that one anime-what's it called-Azumanga Daioh, Sakaki always wins against that other girl...Kagura I believe?
Bob: That's a one-sided rivalry, Dan.
Dan: So that's the term. And now I know.
Bob: And knowing is half the battle.
by Sciencemandance June 6, 2010
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sibling rivalry

The thing that my dumbass half-brother lincoln is obsessed with, the only thing competing with sonic.
Fuck you lincoln, sibling rivalry is the only thing that can compete with your obsession over sonic
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Archers new rival

I'm going to the Archers New Rival show on Friday because last time some guy broke his hand in the mosh pit... it was crazy!?
by Joenamouth April 21, 2006
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Rivin

Rivin is a sexy dude who pulls of all the ladies and has a lot of friends. No one can resist rivin once he's seen no one can't get enough of him. Has has stylish black hair and a cock about 9.5 inches.
by Yuios January 31, 2019
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Court Rivals

A website that (un)faithfully simulates the game of basketball. Teams are composed of users from all over the world, but mainly in the United States, Australia, and the Philippines. Users are required to click a "TRAIN" button to raise individual attributes. This is a very tedious task, so a certain degree of geekiness is required to play it. Many users claim to be top-notch players in real life, but this a claim that no user has been able to substantiate as of yet.

The gameplay has changed very little since the site was opened to the public on April 16, 2008. This has led to the departure of many notable users. Other users suck up to the administration in hopes they will receive special treatment. A select few users have received Moderator status and are allowed to view the team forums of other users. The administration of the forums is generally viewed as overly strict. Users are banned for the slightest infractions, such as promoting other sites and rickrolling. The userbase tends to possess the same views as the administration and lambast anyone who does not act exactly like they do. The top two posters of the message board no longer play the game.
DMartin: Hey, have you heard of Court Rivals, it's so AWESOME!!!
ACCFan: Are you kidding? Court Rivals sucks.
by ACCFan April 4, 2009
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Riva Rolla

an ignorant ghetto mess, especially one with tina turner-like hair
Cristina is a riva rolla: she tells ghetto stories of her breaking her arm multiple times.
by ikeputtheknifedown July 18, 2009
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