A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.
For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.
For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!
by Ruben June 9, 2003
Get the anoi/pikey-riotmug. A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.
by Bro 2012 May 8, 2022
Get the Number theory riotsmug. A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.
"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"
by Haymaker Square Mayor June 14, 2009
Get the Haymaker Square Riotmug. A code word for the act of de-virginizing a women. Based on the song zoot suit riot by "the Cherry poppin daddys"
by fixer5588 November 4, 2011
Get the Zoot Suit Riotmug. Slang term for a wild party, usually a house party, but can also be used to describe a social event such as a prom, a block party, a family get-together, etc.
by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008
Get the Poor man's riotmug. When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009
Get the Björkian Riot Paradoxmug. When Riot fcks up their code, and makes countless of bugs and glitches. A term used when a BILLION dollar company cant make decent program.
by ELOTERRORIST December 24, 2020
Get the Riot Spaghetti Codemug.