rodentsmasher

a rodent smasher is a person that smashes rodents with his or her reproductive organ and than wraps the rodent in saran wrap and has a jolly ole time with it

lets be rodentsmashers and have a gay old time smashing the rodents with our might reproductive organs...

by 1112223337 November 21, 2006

Redenbacher

An older man who dates and/or sleeps with younger women. Like a dude version of the cougar. Slang introduced by Kristen Schaal on the Daily Show on July 17, 2008 after the popcorn magnate (and pussy magnet) Orville Redenbacher.

"Check out that guy over in the corner with the blonde."
"She must be like sixty years younger than him. What a freaking Redenbacher that dude is."

by edthegurl August 12, 2008

REPENT

when you have messed up in the past and feel deep regret and are therefore seeking atonement for your sins

kelsie: you messed up big time
lew: i know but i am trying to repent now. can you ever forgive me?
kelsie: of course i forgive you lets get married

by tits_mcgee123 June 21, 2019

Oral Redenbacher

A sexual act in which the female (or male, depending on sexual orientation) puts popcorn butter (or regular stick variety) in to her (his) mouth, and then gives their partner fellatio. Named for Orville Redenbacher.

Bill: "Bro, do you smell butter?"

James: "Yeah, sorry, man. That's me. My girlfriend gave me an Oral Redenbacher on the way over here."

by S. Snowpants, esq. March 24, 2010

repent

Repent is what the priests expect you to do while grovling at thier feet like the sheep that all chritians are.

Repent will get you nowhere.

by Freak Obscene April 20, 2004

Relentless

An energy drink, mostly drunk by BMX ers in Farborough. Nornally gone on halves, two people buying a four pack paying half each, and a great drink to replace Red Bull

Guy1"Wanna go asda?"
Guy2"Yeah, wanna go halves on a four pack of Relentless?"

by Roman1077 January 5, 2008

redenbacher

an older man who usually preys on younger woman

hey man did you see hugh heffner...he's a total redenbacher

by adam quincy barnett August 12, 2008