porch factor

The increased or decreased number of residents sitting out side or on their homes porch in the evening hours on warm temped nights, to indicate a correlation of higher or lower level of criminal activity based on the theory that the more people present in a given area and the increase of warmer weather, also the chances for interaction with others increased thus the possibility of criminal activity or accidental injury, increases.

I believe there will be a lot of people getting injured tonight because it looks like the Porch Factor is up.

by SMBLAIR May 6, 2015

Porch Cunt

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.

Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?

by Weeki June 3, 2015

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

parching_puma

The king of flame. The kind of person who you like. An amazing person.

parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flames!

by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020

parching_puma

An amazing and blazing person.

The parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flame!

by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020