by almondwaffle July 7, 2019
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I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009
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by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011
Get the whippedness protection program mug.A system used between friends which simply allows someone who brought his/her own beer to a party, but has innocently consumed more than said person's normal maximum limit, to dip into his/her friends stash in order to keep the party rolling.
As with any such plan, there are rules:
1) Do not exercise the overdraught option if you showed up disturbingly understocked.
2) Overdraughting begins with the worst offered beer, then graduates upward based on the stock remaining and tolerance of the original suppliers.
3) Do not make this mistake again with the same amount of beer or you will obtain Mooch status and overdraught protection will be revoked for 1 calendar year.
As with any such plan, there are rules:
1) Do not exercise the overdraught option if you showed up disturbingly understocked.
2) Overdraughting begins with the worst offered beer, then graduates upward based on the stock remaining and tolerance of the original suppliers.
3) Do not make this mistake again with the same amount of beer or you will obtain Mooch status and overdraught protection will be revoked for 1 calendar year.
"Hey Jorte, I notice that you are digging through the fridge for your 8th Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, yet I see you only brought a 6 pack of Natural Light. WTF? Your breaking rules 1 and 2 of the OverDraught Protection plan brother!! "
by Mongo Nucleosis August 6, 2012
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I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.
by greenskill June 6, 2014
Get the Boyfriend Protector mug.Committee Sanctioned Items to be tossed, thrown and hurled at contestants &/or spectators of Tricycle Races.
Person 1: It would be on accident if it happened though. Can always clean it
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!
Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!
Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.
by Misfit pixie January 8, 2014
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"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"
"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"
"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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