poontoast

Poontoast; the breakfast of champions.

Coach Bergman: Why can't you throw a shot-put more than three fuckin' feet?
Kid: I'm not feeling to good today....
Bergman: Well, then you should've have Poontoast; it's the breakfast of champions!

by bizilnizl May 8, 2008

Pronoob

Counter strike (csgo) player who after losing a couple of rounds starts having a go at everyone on his/her team as if they were in the playoffs of some massive competition and he's the only pro player among a team of n00bs who had been paid by him personally to win the game. Usually just good enough at the game to get some kills, sometimes by playing super lame and hiding in bad places and "saving" his weapon - I dropped the his/her because its ALWAYS a guy.

Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....

He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.

Oh god not another pronoob CS player, this game is going to drag in, someone vote me off please??

by m00nlightsh4d0w May 16, 2015

pronoun switch

A tool used by people dating someone of the same gender to show someone that they are indeed not straight. This involves using the pronoun of their same-gender significant other instead of the one suggested by the person who asked.

James: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Lily: Actually, my girlfriend and I just moved in together.
James: Wait, girlfriend?
Lily: Yes.
James: Oh, I'm happy for you! *walks off*
Later on...
Nancy: Hey! How are you?
Lily: Oh, I'm great, I just had to use the pronoun switch on James.
Nancy: Sorry.
Lily: It's annoying, but it's fine.

by slategrey September 13, 2017

proctor people

Proctor people; A group mostly in southern Maryland (la plata) that some are considered inbred because they all have the same complexion (light,fair, yellow) and the last name. Proctors comment marry Proctors.(Not so common anymore.)

Proctor People have lived in southern Maryland and it has been said that they derive from in breeding.

by Rjgotswag December 13, 2018

aliana proctor

aliana is literally the funniest person ever like what the heck is wrong with her shes just born funny like right when she arrived on this earth she said a joke and everyone started laughing and she makes everyone so happy like everyone wants to be aliana period

OMG IS THAT ALIANA PROCTOR THEE GREAT !
fran: OMG YEAH SOTP SHES SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i know stop it

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")

Lesbian While Intoxicated:

That drunk girl at the house party, bar, concert, etc. who consumes mass amounts of alcohol only to reveal her hidden lesbian tendencies.

When Chelsea drinks tequila she becomes a total L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")

by franky58 July 28, 2010

Pronouns

Pronouns can be used differently this time we will use “pronouns” for what people call you. if you identify as a women people will use she/her when they don’t use your name, now men if you identify as male people will call you he/him women and men can also be called my she/they or he/they and also people can also use the pronoun they/them you can also use he/she/they

“She”ask for my name-
“He”asked for my name-

“They”asked for my name-
pronouns!

by Dalilahs February 21, 2021