Preston Baer

Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100

a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",

"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR

as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"

by Peenston November 10, 2019

Preston grenade

a man that got nuked for a small youtubers content

"You remember preston grenade?"
"Yeah man it was tragic"

by Preston grenades December 5, 2018

preston elms

used to reference the most cooked person of all time

Look to your right, total preston elms walking over there. He's clam-baked.

by Ihatecookedpeople November 15, 2021

preston playz

A lava monster, mincraf playing, sell-out.

"Preston Playz iz a sel outt."

by Bw3nd3n December 20, 2017

Preston and Steve

A collaborative effort between one or more individuals to play rock and roll, bust your balls and have a great time doing all in the process.

Preston and Steve totally rock!

by Rich Litwin February 25, 2005

preston foreman

Preston Foreman is the type of guy that would go after a white girl and smash that girl until she bleeds but he mainly does that to a girl named Kylie

Brother: did you hear Preston foreman last night he was loud with Kylie

Sister: yeah it sounded like she was in pain and she is crippled now.

by Thatniggatyrone February 2, 2017

Preston and Steve

Best morning show in Philadelphia. On 100.3 (Y100)

Preston and Steve are the best morning show ever.

by Fury1671 December 22, 2003