Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Pottying

Going to the bathroom, but without the specifying the form of waste.

Someone was pottying in the woods that night.

by Max Batto October 09, 2020

potti

u do it in toilet it comes out of ur butthole and is brown(all types) or black in color . it is same color as chocolate but taste not same. sometimes it is watery and sometimes as hard as rock. somtimes it hurts alot when it is coming out and sometimes it comes out smooth ass butter. it is necessary to be done after altast 2 days. no potti for more than atleast 4 days can be a bad sign and you should tell your mom.

Did you do potti today?
When i flushed my potti it was not going easily because it was so much.

by ayesha:P November 30, 2023

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 02, 2022

potty pic

Pics of urself when ur on the pisser or standing in the bathroom taking mirror shots

I almost sent u a potty pic but I don’t think where on that level of friendship yet

by Ziggy{they/them} June 30, 2023

Potta Potty

A Potta Potty is usually used to describe someone who is very goofy and funny. The “Potta Potty” person normally wears spectacles and he likes to play games. But the person can also be very dangerous when he loses his patience. So don’t mess with a Potta Potty.

Him: You know that i love you right?
Her: Stop, you’re being such a Potta Potty

by thunderlob321 March 03, 2023

Ariel potty pyro

When you get so drunk you got down to take a dump. Stand up throw up twice on your fresh poo then flush. And while washing your hands you set your hair on fire from a candle on the bathroom counter.

Leroy was an Ariel Potty Pyro last night! He needs a haircut now

by Valley red January 21, 2024