Possums

Whats-her-face's only true friend.

Pooooosssssssuuuummmmmsssssss

"What happened to you?"
"I met a possum!"

by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

posuer

1. Someone who denies their own opinions and leaps onto bandwagons.

2. An incredibly narrow-minded nosy person, who makes pathetic attempts to seem more 'hardcore' by hating anything that more than 10 people have heard of.

2. Posuer : NIN aren't industrial, you turd!

Me : I couldn't care less. They're a fantastic band, and I don't see why I should tie myself down with genres and stop listening to NIN just because I like Skinny Puppy.

Posuer : Wow, I'm stupid. FAG!

by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004

Dusty possum

A fat possum with some dust on it.

Milly: "no way, there's a massive fat dusty animal over there!"
Bruce: "aw yeahh, it's a dusty possum matey"

by Little stick January 9, 2013

awesome possum

Worst Sonic the Hedgehog clone ever. Don't even bother trying to find any gameplay in this rotten pile of dogshit.

Upon first playing Awesome Possum, I wanted to heave myself off of a very tall building and hopefully catch my eyelid on a nail.

by Lightbunny January 9, 2003

possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Carve That Possum

An alternate way of saying "do it" or "get it done" in the southern area of the U.S.A.

Dates back to the time of bluegrass artist Uncle Dave Macon.

Bill: I need to study for this test!
Dave: Carve That Possum, boy! Git you an A+!

by Tarsier587 May 28, 2011

possum slap

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.

Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock

by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 6, 2009