The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster September 4, 2012

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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

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Here's the scene: you're at the job site, there's an active shooter and your only possible hiding place is inside the toilet of a porta-potty. You climb in and the shooter thinks he's punched holes in everyone, now he's gotta go. He walks into your porta-potty, sits down right above your head... you're not getting shot or shat on today. No way. You shove your fist inside his ass. Bam, reverse hole puncher.

I was scared for my life, man. I did a reverse hole puncher on his ass!

by Papayanator March 29, 2026

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Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.

"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019

by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025

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