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car play

verb (kahr-pley)
The act of having sexual relations in an automobile, usually because neither party is able to "host". CarPlay is frequently the result of a Grindr or similar "hookup app" meetup by either closeted individuals or ones who still live in their mother's basement.
Steve: Sup bro? You looking? Pics?

Ashton: So horngry, let's do this bruh! You hosting?

Steve: Can't host; my GF came home from work early...

Ashton: Me neither, my mom doesn't know, LOL.

Steve: Dude, you down for some car play?

Ashton: I know a sweet spot in the park for some NSA - CarPlay it is!
by NateDiggityDogg March 12, 2014
mugGet the car playmug.

Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?
by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009
mugGet the Play Battleshipmug.

playing attari

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?
by Ted Theodore Nugeunt March 18, 2009
mugGet the playing attarimug.

dik play

Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.

The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.

The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.
Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.

Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
mugGet the dik playmug.

Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016
mugGet the Playing Mustardmug.

play the crib

staying at home or spending time in your house
"What you doing later bro"
"Ain't shit, probably play the crib"
by MoneyMitch116 November 5, 2019
mugGet the play the cribmug.

playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.
Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.
by Rachel is a thot January 20, 2016
mugGet the playing somebodymug.

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