Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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Platinum drop

When you succesfully assume to do a golden drop, and confidently skip wiping after the bowel movement.
Brent is a platinum drop specialist, he just did it in the forest.
by CrimsonBehelit November 13, 2017
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platinum drip

The Drippest Drip you can in New Vegas
“I spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip it’s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!”

“No”
by Nein September 29, 2021
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platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside
person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what
by acedetective3600 June 11, 2023
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Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.
Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.
by MELISSAMURRAY October 19, 2012
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platinum on my ipod

it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept
superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school

xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch
by y2kcunt February 18, 2022
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Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks
"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum
by ratlab June 18, 2024
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