Pittsburgh roulette

n. The game where you are never sure of the amount of pressure needed to make the ketchup/catsup come out of the squeeze bottle dispenser. Too little pressure, and no ketchup/catsup comes out. Too much (or sometimes just the right amount) and you end up with 2 ounces/60 grams of ketchup/catsup on your burger/hot dog/kielbasa/self.

So named due to the United States' largest ketchup/catsup manufacturer and maker of the squeeze bottles in question being Heinz Foods, based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US.

Person 1: "Why do you have ketchup/catsup all over you?"
Person 2: "I lost a rousing game of Pittsburgh roulette."

by Picksburgh Pete May 3, 2018

Pittsburgh Potter

The term refers to the act of a man making a BM on a toilet while having sex.

Dude, last night I had a Pittsburgh Potter followed by a one-wipper...damn right it was a good night

by tominateK May 2, 2011

pittsburgh weedwacker

During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.

JIm: how was your night last night chris?

Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.

by Boltesian October 7, 2015

Pittsburgh Waterfountain

Consuming two Taco Bell quesoritos before vomiting onto your partner.

Make sure you swing by Taco Bell tonight so you can give me the good ol' Pittsburgh Waterfountain.

by Unremarkable March 2, 2015

Pittsburgh Hello

When a Pittsburgher has a sexual encounter with a new partner and slaps their ass with enough velocity to leave a mark in the shape of a hand. Then profusely apologizes over Primates sandwiches

I didn't mean to give her the Pittsburgh hello but she seemed to be okay with it.

by HowDoPittsburgh April 27, 2022

Pittsburgh Cheesesteak

When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.

by MeHehe123 January 17, 2022