Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Pittsburgh Nap

When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.

Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.

by Simmy28 February 13, 2021

Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.

We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth

by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018

Pittsburgh roulette

n. The game where you are never sure of the amount of pressure needed to make the ketchup/catsup come out of the squeeze bottle dispenser. Too little pressure, and no ketchup/catsup comes out. Too much (or sometimes just the right amount) and you end up with 2 ounces/60 grams of ketchup/catsup on your burger/hot dog/kielbasa/self.

So named due to the United States' largest ketchup/catsup manufacturer and maker of the squeeze bottles in question being Heinz Foods, based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US.

Person 1: "Why do you have ketchup/catsup all over you?"
Person 2: "I lost a rousing game of Pittsburgh roulette."

by Picksburgh Pete May 3, 2018

Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.

by Boltesian October 7, 2015

Pittsburgh Waterfountain

Consuming two Taco Bell quesoritos before vomiting onto your partner.

Make sure you swing by Taco Bell tonight so you can give me the good ol' Pittsburgh Waterfountain.

by Unremarkable March 2, 2015

Pittsburgh Hello

When a Pittsburgher has a sexual encounter with a new partner and slaps their ass with enough velocity to leave a mark in the shape of a hand. Then profusely apologizes over Primates sandwiches

I didn't mean to give her the Pittsburgh hello but she seemed to be okay with it.

by HowDoPittsburgh April 27, 2022