by macado genious January 12, 2023

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.
Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.
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An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.
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