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Philip krauser

a tall dude who’s cute but in a republican kinda way. go white boy go
see that republican dude

yeah

that’s philip krauser
by Simp for caydon May 9, 2021
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Philip

A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.
That Kid is a Philip.
by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023
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Philip II

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
by fin82 February 7, 2024
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Philip

A gay ass blonde boy with a hairy penis, big ass ego and no gains at all. Skinny bitch
You see that skinny bitch?

Yeah he's a real philip
by Philip sssss March 14, 2023
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Philip's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip

"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"

Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:

1: Stfu you fag what do you know

2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*

1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021
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Philip

he got that philip ong
by genromancer May 13, 2024
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Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.
:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip
by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022
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