Jack: "darling, might you treat me to a turkish penny this evening?"
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"
(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"
(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)
by jadadude February 10, 2011
when she has her period and also a hairy vagina
"damn i was trying to hook up with that girl but she had a hairy penny, i'll deal with one or the other but not at the same time"
by funnierthanurGF August 28, 2017
Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......
Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!
by Ball333 July 01, 2019
by Joseph Johnston November 13, 2006
A woman who is a caricature of conservative femininity, seeing the world entirely in pink and blue, desperate to never be remotely near anything unfeminine, particularly things that might make her appear as anything but completely fragile. Such a woman tends to behave and present herself in mannerisms, dress, grooming, and hobbies almost as an elderly woman long before she reaches old age.
by Arche Logos June 08, 2019
1. A coin operated arcade game that only costs a penny to play.
2. A web comic found over the net. (www.penny-arcade.com)
2. A web comic found over the net. (www.penny-arcade.com)
by J* December 28, 2003
by Anonymous May 24, 2003