Jack: "darling, might you treat me to a turkish penny this evening?"
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"
(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)
Mark: "but of course! spread those pins and pucker up!"
(Mark flicks Jack's bum'ole)
by jadadude February 27, 2011
Get the turkish pennymug. The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.
I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018
Get the penny testmug. Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......
Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!
by Ball333 July 1, 2019
Get the Penny shedmug. by Joseph Johnston November 12, 2006
Get the jug of penniesmug. A woman who is a caricature of conservative femininity, seeing the world entirely in pink and blue, desperate to never be remotely near anything unfeminine, particularly things that might make her appear as anything but completely fragile. Such a woman tends to behave and present herself in mannerisms, dress, grooming, and hobbies almost as an elderly woman long before she reaches old age.
by Arche Logos June 7, 2019
Get the henny pennymug. 1. A coin operated arcade game that only costs a penny to play.
2. A web comic found over the net. (www.penny-arcade.com)
2. A web comic found over the net. (www.penny-arcade.com)
by J* December 28, 2003
Get the Penny Arcademug. by Anonymous May 24, 2003
Get the Penny-Arcademug.