Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018

Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017

Penile excruciate

A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.

Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate

by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020

penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.

Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!

by munkee yes November 23, 2020

penile

an old penis. senile and penis

your grandpa has a tiny penile.

by ensureplus May 20, 2020

Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020