Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.
Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
by Someone.who.admires April 24, 2022
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The annoying fat furry🐈 ⬛ in most of your classes. She smells like cat pee and has mice🐁 in her pocket. Her friends names are usually Lily Gushard.
by stopyoureannoying March 11, 2022
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by pseudonym#@$%1\ February 6, 2017
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by Cows.arent.sheep October 4, 2018
Get the Parker mug.Erika Parker is a stupid fat troll. Do not mess with her, she is a fugly carrot and if you talk to her the only words that will come out of her mouth and mean mean words. she might even call you a horse! No boys like her because she is stupid, ugly, fat and has nooo curves. She happens to have the unfortunate body type of a seal! THAT'S GROSS! when ever she likes a boy they don't like her back (I mean who would she's stupid). but boys beware! Rumor has it the last boy she liked crushed her heart, so she ate him! and over all who the hell would name their child Erika Parker? to have this name is to be super unlucky and if you have this name I would seriously consider getting run over by a school bus like Regina George. but make sure its a yellow school bus or else I will sister snatch your bra and put it in the freezer!
Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
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for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!
Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
REBECCA OUT!!
for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!
by rebecca dicky April 1, 2019
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