Duff Paddy

An Irish D Piddy/Puff Daddy rap wannabe

That Seamus, he thinks he's hip and well 'down wit it'. He's just a Duff Paddy

by Doddi September 14, 2007

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

Rice Paddy Daddy

A crazy fucker with a huge machine gun. He chews tobacco and kills women and children. A veteran of the Vietnam War.

Henry was a Rice Paddy Daddy, he fragged boo-coo V.C.

by Bozzscaggsrip January 21, 2019

plastic paddy

People from countries other than Ireland who claim to Irish even though its really just their great great great great great great great great nan was. They then make account names like "sxc irish gurl" even though they're purely american. for example.

"kiss me im IRISH"

"but your from Florida"

"She's just a plastic paddy"

by Egotistic April 10, 2006

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009