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luke puke

HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG
luke puke is so swag
by glizzyet December 20, 2020
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Puke-inducer

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.
Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."
by K8ty07 May 29, 2017
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cunt puke

The discharge that comes out of the pussy after sex.
Bitch I'm not gonna stop fucking you 'till I'm covered with cunt puke
by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017
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Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house
"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."
by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010
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puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.
I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.
by Nordine January 16, 2022
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Puke laughing

Puking laughing, also shorten to pukeaghing is when someone laughs so hard they puke while laughing.
She laughed so hard at what her lover was saying and she started pukeaghing every where !!

Puke laughing happens when you are la uh thing so hard you puke everywhere and uncontrollably and still keep laughing .
by Itsfunnytho69 March 13, 2020
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Glitter Puke

glit-ter / py-ook

To be so fabulous, you puke up glitter.
"I rock this dress like glitter puke"

"She's so fantastic, she pukes glitter"

"This purse is so amazing I'm going to glitter puke"
by The Glitteratti December 3, 2013
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