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Pucks

"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.
DONT BE SUCH A SHIT PUCKS BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT PUCKS
by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023
mugGet the Pucksmug.

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
mugGet the Jamaican Hockey Puckmug.

Pucking (poopfucking)

When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally
His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.
by TRRVVS September 25, 2017
mugGet the Pucking (poopfucking)mug.

Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.
The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!
by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016
mugGet the Puck that shitmug.

creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”
by potterharry June 10, 2021
mugGet the creamy puckmug.

Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.
bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat
by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022
mugGet the Puck bunnymug.

Muck and Puck

I'm bringing some apps to the muck and puck.
by Mega Jef August 18, 2018
mugGet the Muck and Puckmug.

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