by Dorky-hufflepuff May 19, 2018

An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.
by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

by Booooooo00000oom November 10, 2011

While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.
by Wind-deez February 11, 2021

by HamiltonSweets February 4, 2013

by Guermantes June 18, 2011

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.
Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.
by LordCoitus July 12, 2016
