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piano queer

While practicing the piano is fine, those who incessently bother those around them by expressing their desire to practice the piano are gigantic homofags. They have a tendency to piss everyone off and make others desire to rip out their hair and hang/lynch the piano queer.
So my buddy and I were walking down the street and my buddy says to me 8 times in a row, "DUDE I HAVE TO PRACTICE PIANO HOLY FUCK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT SHIT BITCH FUCK." I tell him, "Fuck off piano queer."
by Julian Smizzle August 19, 2007
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piano legs

A woman with very thin legs. In old days, it was a sign of coming from a poor family, with not much food available.
She has such piano legs. Her family should feed her more.
by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005
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pianohero

its like guitarhero, cept for piano
pretty much when you just go all out in awsumess, with a piano
person 1: "im bored"
person 2: "i am too this conversation is going nowhere"
person 1: "ok then im gonna go pianohero then"
by lolmygosh August 10, 2010
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Piano Bangs

Sweaty bangs morphing into what looks like piano keys. Greasy and separated these piano bangs can be due to sweat and/or oil. Instead of being able to rock your bangs straight across your forehead for that perfect bang look, you now can play Beethoven's 5th on the piano key's perfectly placed up your forehead or even better your fivehead.
I'd love to see some pictures of ladies with long hair who have bangs, not piano bangs sitting on top of foreheads.
by Merry Christamas July 15, 2011
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Grand Piano

A term used to describe the humongous size of your phallus relative to other skinnier body parts, such as the fingers.
I may have piano fingers, but that's because I have a grand piano to play with.
by GreatPianoPlayer69 June 10, 2020
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german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.
by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006
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piano

(when your parents are around). Did you get to watching the piano videos i gave you?

pronounced: PI-ano. Prounce the PI as PEE. sounds like: PEE-ANO
by brehil November 1, 2008
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