Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.

Warp Pianos are cool

by Randonarchy April 03, 2021

Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)

Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!

by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016

Piano toes

Really long and thin toes that look like fingers

Oi Jimmy I’ve heard you’ve got piano toes

by Addy4lyf April 28, 2019

Piano Camp

A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.

Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp

by jacob367436 July 19, 2011

piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.

Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!

by Sam....? (on yt! Go sub to me) April 12, 2023

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 23, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 23, 2024