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Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019
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dubani thumb piano

A flicking motion of the pussy with two thumbs as if you were texting or playing a Dubani Thumb Piano
Last night I gave my girl the best Dubani Thumb Piano she'd ever had!
by therealconnorgriffith June 18, 2017
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Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
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Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.
I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.
by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019
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The Piano Notes Gc

A super cool harry potter twitter stan groupchat where a bunch of crazy ass girls simp for every character in harry potter, till they cry over how much they want to start a life with them 😋
“omg do you know who the piano notes gc is?”

“no, who tf are they?”

“trust me, you don’t want to know.. they are crazy ass bitches”
by rynnlovesyou November 11, 2020
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Piano

A piano is a instrument that catches the eye of lots of people they buy a piano online it comes they try it out and!.. give up in the spand of 1 day because they can’t immediately play a song they like.
A person: Oh wow you play the piano

You: oh yeah! it’s taken me years to master it

The person: can I try?

You: sure!

The person: thank you!... why isn’t it playing *song name* isn’t it

Supposed to play it does it want me to play it?

You: ...
by Imthatpianoidiot December 23, 2020
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Piano accordian

Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead
by Bank....?, February 10, 2021
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