wallet packer

The bull dike in a lesbian relationship.

That wallet packer has the balls in that relationship.

by rokhard November 25, 2005

Go Packers

a phrase that is said when you clearly do not give a fuck.
can be used instead of saying "i dont give a fuck" or "0 fucks"

craig: i just quit my job for no reason. go packers

by craig brownage September 13, 2011

fudge-packer

When someone, usually a gay male, shoves their stankin' ass dick up another persons's ass, and that person takes a shit and forces the dick out then it comes right back in. Think of it as when a prairie dog sticks it's head in and out of a hole in a fence.

Jeff was a sick gay fudgepacker, he shoved his pimply dick up Dan's ass and he took a shit and forced Jeff's dick out. Gay asses^

by FUDGEPACKERS SUCK BALLS! LITERALLY! March 19, 2004

Fudge Packer

A gay man with a huge dick so instead of being a shit tickler someone who can't stick there dick in very far were as fudge packer shoves that shit all the way up the poop shoot

what do you call a gay guy that has a big dick?

....

a Fudge Packer

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

Fudge packer

Billy saunders

hey did you see that guy over there? he was a total fudge packer. kinda like billy saunders

by IMAWSOME55 October 18, 2008

Jordan Packer

a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.

Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "

by peacelover572 August 2, 2011

pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.

Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."

by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017