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Owen

A fat prick who is self centred and believes all he needs to be loved is money. In reality, he fails to notice that to gain the love of others he must first treat them like a human being and not a slave to which they can do as they so please. Stay away from him at all costs because if you fail to meet his demands, you will be thrown to the dogs as he awaits his next victim of deceit, manipulation, sexual frustration and eventually violence.
Her boyfriends an ass hole to her, he must be an owen. Tell her to run the f*ck away from his clutches.
by hattinlyf July 29, 2014
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Owens

The female version of Alan from the Hangover (a retard)

or someone who use's excessive fake tan.
You see that girl Lucy, she's such a retard....what an Owens.
by L Pegs April 29, 2010
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The gay frog who jumped on a person and killed his whole family also he may of raped a tadpole. It also massacred its penis because it enlarged at the wrong time in church.
That man is such an Owen
by ProYo July 4, 2019
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Superior Christian child, incapable of masturbation. Many think that he is the new son of the Lord. His knowledge is spread to the people through his beautiful bowl-cut.
LMAO, he's such an OWEN (Virgin).
by JuanINCH May 28, 2019
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The most cocky and pretentious douche you will ever meet. Uses adjectives such as "sick" to describe himself. Commonly refers to himself as a Frat God or "Frat af." Tries to act hard but is actually really soft and is easily whipped by females. Only wears basic clothing items like vineyard vines, frockets, sperrys, and polo, as well as the typical swooshed up douche hair style.
Ugh, that guy is such an Owen.
by lilvickivert March 5, 2017
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an arrogant and selfish individual who oftens seeks attention. likes to start fights for no reason, and often gets violent or makes inappropriate jokes. slacks at work and has no respect for those around. avoid at all costs.
that boy is such an owen
by Phoenixz September 11, 2011
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Usually has a large basement, wears glasses, has loads of spots on his nose, and likes to fiddle with kids
Owens basement capacity has been recorded to range from 100m kids all the way to 3.5 billion.
by Owen roebuck May 23, 2018
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