steel chair

1- A metal instrument used for sitting.

2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.
Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!
by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004
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Orgasm Chair

A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.
I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.
by Fingers McHunt July 09, 2003
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Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.
Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!
by Brick October 14, 2004
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Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.
The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.
by shamrock2580 August 02, 2009
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chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move
Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
by Fandangils November 05, 2013
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to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

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by fluffyjacob May 10, 2022
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