off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 October 01, 2018

toasted on the inside

The feeling of a full-body high and becoming high behind your eyes.

John hit the pipe 3x, started speaking nonsense and was definitely toasted on the inside.

by kingcron September 19, 2013

Sad Toast

A toasted piece of bread that is un-buttered and has no jelly on it or has had a bite taken out of it.
This term is often used as a sympathy expression.

Donny: Man, another girl rejected me.
Corey: Sad toast :'(

Aaron: I'm having a really bad day today.
Tim: Sad Toast :'(

by Strokezy November 12, 2010

ice on toast

When something is/looks really good or on point!

“Woah Beth your makeup is ice on toast!”-Roxie
“Thanks boo thang”-beth

by Thispussyispoppin January 14, 2018

Toast Sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.

Hey man, I heard that Angela guy loves eating his CEO's Toast Sandwich.

by Multiple People June 20, 2015

Burning Toast

To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.

Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!

Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.

by clericassault January 01, 2014

True as toast

When something is just too true to be expressed any other way. Coined by the show Pysch

True as toast man, I couldn't believe it either!

by Cucumber11 March 04, 2011