November 25

National Left Asscheek Day. Commonly celebrated by wishing a friend a “Happy Left Asscheek!” and following it with a gentle tap on the butt.

Dave: your ass is looking pretty fine today dude.
John: thanks man, I’ve been doing my squats to prepare for National Left Asscheek Day.
Dave: aw shit it’s November 25 already? Happy Left Asscheek!

by strawbatom October 16, 2019

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November 5

The day to confess your love to your crush, and give them your hoodie, like your actually baggy hoodie not those shirt types. AND DO THE HOODIE THING BECAUSE IT'S FRICKING COLD IN NOVEMBER, you got? Okay. :>

The person who's crushing on a person: Hi (name)!
Their crush: Hi (name), it's nice to see you!
The person who's crushing on a person: It's November 5th!
Their crush: And?
The person who's crushing on a person: Here's my hoodie, and.. uhm.. I like you.. :/
Their crush: Oh! I like you too! ^w^ <3
AND THEY HAPPILY EVER AFTER

by Crush_Advice November 4, 2019

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30th November

The day when people who have self harmed were a black ribbon around their wrist

Person 1 its the 30th november today if you see someone with a black ribbon give them a hug because they have self harmed

Person 2 yeah i know and i will

by Dheklsogwm November 23, 2019

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November 5

Throw your shortest friend day

Oh it’s November 5! Time to yeet my shortest friend!

by Lyniz November 5, 2019

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No Nut November

No Nut November, or NNN, Is where for the whole month of November guys won’t jack off because other guys aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true manliness

Honcho: “Hey mike, have you failed No Nut November yet”?
Mike: “yes.”
Honcho: “what a pussy.”

by Mike hanchooooo November 7, 2019

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