not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

by Dubiks April 25, 2019

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go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie

Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not

by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

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I’m not a furry but

The sentence furries say before becoming one

I’m not a furry but I like this protogen video!

by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021

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better not bring your kids

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!

So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

by mister ferrari April 14, 2008

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It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad

it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea

by serinyx May 6, 2021

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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

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