A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.
Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
by 771209 February 19, 2022
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2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
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u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
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Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
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