Fraud

fraud
/frɔ d/
noun

wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain.
"He is a fraud"
synonyms: CSW, Faketoshi, @ProfFaustus
Me: Hi CSW are you Satoshi?
CSW: Yes I am he
Me: K Satoshi sign message using Satoshi's PGP key pls or make tx with block linked to Satoshi

CSW: No, but I have 91 Masters degrees and 58 PhD's hurr hurr
Me: FRAUD!!
by Narc_Uzi April 17, 2018
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Fraud

If you have to play weasel-words to skirt around the question of whether of not you believe in God YOU'RE the fucking fraud. You uno reverse card shit only works on your sycophants.
Hym "No. You're the fraud. The answer is 'No.' You believe YOU are correct. And YOU believe in this sort of inter-subjective God where ANY motivational force is God, TO YOU, subjectively, and that you can and SHOULD change 'what constitutes your God.' And, even more specifically, that the Judeo-Christian ethos is the optimal God-Widget that everyone should worship. And you're literally using your words to control how you're conceptualized. Double fraud."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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Proving that I’m a fraud

A sin that Jordan Peterson considers

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Dr. JeepJorp “Why did you have to go proving that I’m a fraud!?!?”

Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
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large-scale fraud

Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.
Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!
by QuacksO February 06, 2020
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Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
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pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities
Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?
by John da dude February 17, 2023
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Male Fraud

What you get when you elect people like Donald Trump and George Santos
It's just another incident of Republican Male Fraud.
by ilookmarvlus December 31, 2022
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