by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
Get the conflicted Nigelmug. Nigel — noun
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
Get the Nigelmug. Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.
Nigel is so awesome
by A true chad November 23, 2021
Get the Nigelmug. by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
Get the Nigelmug. by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
Get the a nigel version game fully employedmug. having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the squishing nigelmug. by eugh2020 December 7, 2022
Get the Nigelmug.