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conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
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Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.
Nigel is so awesome
by A true chad November 23, 2021
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Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
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buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
a nigel version game fully employed cool
by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
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squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Nigel

A Man That says huh and hey , and loves brisket.
O yea Nigel and king von were friends
by eugh2020 December 7, 2022
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