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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.
by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022
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Ned

Someone with no sense of knowledge or sense.

Its a word not a name
by Huh? Im smart. May 10, 2021
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Ned Slanders

A group of individuals who have your nuts on their chin and will tap into your accounts to drag your name to hell and back to humiliate and ruin your reputation
Darn bro that's a ned slanders for sure

Yeah dude they love gossiping
by WahDuhFaaah April 21, 2024
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Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.
Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.
by DickLips11 September 13, 2020
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ned

everyone runs away from ned , especially girls.
" ew here comes ned take cover! "
by bigbigballs February 14, 2022
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ned flames

someone who is often mistaken as a nepo baby. When infact, he is not a baby, he is forty-five!
by vrzee April 15, 2024
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