Sir Patrixxx

An invincible being that will kill you for the rest of your life.

This is a trollpasta Patrick Star "recolor", with said trollpasta having the Original version, and Sir version.

"Aw shit! Gregory got killed by Sir Patrixxx for the rest of his life!"

by RetroTheOPIndividual March 10, 2020

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Sir Robin

A writer, blogger, gamer or anyone with a social presence who frequently pontificates to an audience with volumes of in-actionable advice. The "Sir Robin" will bore you to tears because his or her advice is always impractical or self-evident, and if your problems were as easy to solve with the "Sir Robin"'s pat answer, a lot more people would be enjoying tbe benefits of that fake wisdom.
The "Sir Robin"'s sole objective is to "hear himself talk" and grab attention.

The term is derived from the author Robin Sharma, who is known for writing useless books recycling the same impractical advice.

- Did you read "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari"?
- I could only get through two chapters before I was "Sir Robined" to sleep. You can only read that the solution to life, the universe and everything is "wake up early and get more exercise" 100 times.

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- What did player 'Grandalf' tell you to do to beat that nasty boss in the game?
- He's a"Sir Robin" - blabbed about "you need better mods" - like they fall out of the sky.

by krssh October 26, 2017

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Sir Lancelittle

Exactly the opposite of a Sir Lancelot. Cumbersome in every way, screws up in every situation imaginable. If he was instructed to screw up, he'd do it right by mistake.

God dammit where is Kevin? Why did we trust Sir Lancelittle to bring the usb?

Dulce was late to work every single day throughout the entirety of March. What a Sir Lancelittle.

by Rod337 May 9, 2018

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