When one person sends a selfie in a message or messaging app (most commonly snapchat) it is common curtesy for the receiver to send a selfie back in return
Person 1: sends selfie
Person 2: just message back "nice pic"
Person 1: "no selfie? Have some selfie respect!"
Person 2: just message back "nice pic"
Person 1: "no selfie? Have some selfie respect!"
by Bigstig9 December 1, 2014

Insincere respect is like an insincere apology, it's about as useful to someone else as jerking off. At least have the balls to be an openly disrespectful asshole who's never going to apologize for your actions if you're not going to respect somebody ese, and you don't have to, you don't owe anybody anything.
Instead of giving someone insincere respect, just give them no respect, and let things sort themselves out, they have a way of doing that. It's even simpler than trying to speak somebody else's language with false apologies and respect to keep peace. If you have to do all that to keep peace with someone else, there wasn't meant to be any peace between the two of you.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019

A person with multiple personalities; a professional/respectable persona as well as a wild and extreme persona. This person has mastered the ability to know when and where to display each. With some people they are respectable and professional, with others they are hard-partying and raucous.
Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.
Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.
Gates is so smooth that many people think he is a total gentleman. We see him on nights out and on vacation. We know he is a complete respectable-degenerate.
My boss and I were out all night at the bars last night. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are totally professional, only the two of us know just to what extent we are both respectable-degenerates.
My boss and I were out all night at the bars last night. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are totally professional, only the two of us know just to what extent we are both respectable-degenerates.
by MrMeanwhile May 29, 2018

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.
Respect the bird.
Or die.
Respect the bird.
Or die.
by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

This is a Filipino joke from Facebook simply meaning "Fuck you with respect." Mostly used as sarcasm.
Girl1: You kinda look ugly in this picture.
Girl2: Oh my God, baliw ka ba? pakyuu with respect (Oh my God, are you crazy? Fuck you with respect)
Girl2: Oh my God, baliw ka ba? pakyuu with respect (Oh my God, are you crazy? Fuck you with respect)
by usuuwa October 8, 2020

by Joeblow1987 June 21, 2021
