jello feet

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.

Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.

by ariatie January 22, 2008

Brownie feet

A person with such dirty feet that they resemble the color of a brownie.

Ew, you have such brownie feet!

Damn gurlllll....Look at those brownie feet!

by KAS90 January 4, 2014

Canoe Feet

When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.

That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.

by Bushead March 31, 2015

Busted feet

Nasty ugly feet with uneven toes.

Damn that girl got some busted feet .

by Barib122 May 30, 2018

foodland feet

When someone's feet are so disgustingly dirty, they look like a little kid's foot thats been walking around in foodland barefoot.

" Mackenzie left foot prints all over the bathtub again"
" Shes got those damn foodland feet!

by unrelated09 June 11, 2009

feet sweep

The act of using your feet to push semen into the drain of a shower after you have masturbated.

"I came a heavy load in the shower today, so I had to use the feet sweep to hide the evidence."

by jaypickey January 11, 2015

beat the feet

To leave for another destination

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.

by teaserus August 17, 2016