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mutual intercourse

When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)
My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.
by Mi200 April 12, 2017
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mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.
Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.
by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018
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Mutual Nursing

When two people suck on each other's breasts at the same time
Mutual nursing, like a 69 for tits
69
by ziek3411 June 4, 2016
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mutual transgression

Mutual transgression is simply the law of the universe.
Josh: What's the law of the universe
Sullivan: Mutual Transgression
by Jaymason July 27, 2016
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mutual hosting

When a corporate boondoggle is so egregious and over the top that one firm cannot afford to host the event alone, either due to the actual cost or potential liability, the event must be mutually hosted by multiple firms.
Due to the level of drinking involved at the corporate ski trip, we are going with a mutual hosting plan for this boondoggle.
by idyt January 19, 2017
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mutually assured bankruptcy

The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.
McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.
by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020
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Mutual-React Fest

When two people go back and forth reacting to eachothers' posts and comments on facebook.
"I don't care if you have a Facebook, I just don't want you getting into mutual-react fests with other dudes!"
by curciikidd September 3, 2020
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